Anaheim Misfits

Manager: Steve R.

2016 Schedule and Record:

	Opponents
Mar	Crush	1-5
	Red Wave	3-3
Apr	Sharks	2-4
	Barracudas	2-4
May	Scrubs	1-5
	Lizards Lickers	3-3
Jun	tggers	4-2
	Pond Scum	2-4
Jul	Marlins	4-2
	Bombers	3-3
Aug	Trucks	1-5
	Angels	2-4
Sep	Sultans	3-3
	@ Crush	1-5

1st half record: 16-26

1st half in bold

Team Rankings

Record: 32-52

Aug Opponents: @ Trucks 1-5

@ Angels 2-4

Misfits Monthly Batting

Misfits Monthly Pitching

Misfit Notes:

March 22nd,

*** Disclaimer ***
Statistics and totals listed in this report do not reflect season totals for the opponents of the Misfits.

Any similarity to real or imagined statistics for those teams is purely a figment of your imagination

and the Misfit organization is not liable for any mis-truths that you dream up, real or imagined.

With that said, here is the latest 3 series in the 2016 season of Misery.... The Very Sad Misfits game log

March 8th,

Well, the Misfits early season woes continue. This is definitely NOT the team they put on the field last year. Management has warned the fans that we are rebuilding and to be patient, but the cries for somebodies head is getting louder by the game!

Misfits drop 5 of 6 to the Scrubs. Gerrit Cole getting two starts in this series and pitching well enough to win both, the Misfits hitting (.201 through 12 games) is letting him down. There are a few (very few) shining stars though. Josh Harrison is hitting .361 with 4 doubles and a triple to lead the team in average. The rest of the starters are all below new comer Eddie Rosario's .262. The pitching, which was supposed to be this teams strength, is absolutely horrible (Sorry Mr. Cole, you are the exception). Seriously though, Cole has a 2.74 ERA while holding opposing hitters a .256 batting average (which does sound kinda high, but it is relative to the rest of the staff). Cole is 1-1 in 3 starts, pitching 23 innings, walking only 2 hitters, and striking out 31. New addition Luis Avilan has thrown 3 scoreless innings, giving up a pair of hits, and striking one batter.

Here are the box scores from the latest series. Read them and weep.

Santa Ana Scrubbies

Game 1	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-
HB Misfits	0	4	0	0	1	0	0	2	0		7	12	0
3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		3	7	2

Game 2	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-
HB Misfits	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0		3	6	0
SA Scrubbies	2	0	1	0	1	3	0	0			7	12	1

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
Game 3	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-
HB Misfits	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		1	5	0
SA Scrubbies	0	2	0	2	0	0	2	0			6	8	1

Game 4	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12		R	H	E
	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-
SA Scrubbies	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2		5	14	0
HB Misfits	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		3	10	0

Game 5	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-
SA Scrubbies	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	2	2		7	11	0
HB Misfits	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	6	0

Game 6	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-
SA Scrubbies	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		2	10	0
HB Misfits	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	4	0

Seriously folks, start crying now, it just doesn't look any better as this season progresses.

March 6th,

The Misfits open the 2016 season in defense of the best overall record from 2015. Unfortunately this team is far from the team that entered the season last year. The Misfits moved their home to Anaheim during the offseason and the scheduling has them opening their 2016 campaign on the road visiting the Pond Scum.

The Scum jumped out to an early 4 - 0 lead over the Misfits getting to Noah Syndergaard early. But that was all they were to get as the Misfit pitching staff managed to space out the Scum hits far enough that no more runs would score. The Misfits no the other hand would bunch some hits together to pull back from behind and win it 7-5. The Misfits would lose game 2 of the series in grand fashion before coming back to win game 3 behind the stellar pitching of Gerrit Cole. Unfortunately that is all the more victories in store for Anaheim as the Scum would feast on Misfit pitching beating the snot out of Jason Hammel, Patrick Corbin, and Julio Teheran. For the series, the Misfits would hit only .220 while the Scum hit a measly .359 with 16 home runs. Fortunately this should be the only time we see THEM this season.

Misfits lose 4 of 6 to the Pond Scum to open the 2016 campaign.

Feb 7th,

Misfits Manager was seen leaving the draft by an obscure door that few people are aware of.

When reporters started to ask about how the Misfits would do this year after getting knocked out of last years playoff very quickly,

the Manager simply produced a plain, brown paper bag and quickly donned said bag over his head and ran away.

At last report, the police were looking for the Manager as Upper Management has filed a missing persons report on him.

At this time there is no reward posted for knowledge of his whereabouts.

2016 Draft Results

5 Misfits Syndergaard p 13 B- XY Z+ L

12 Misfits McCullers p 12 B X G

27 Misfits M.Duffy 3B5

36 Misfits Kela rp 37 A* XY G H

39 Misfits Altherr OF2

54 Misfits Piscotty OF2

56 Misfits E.Rosario OF2

82 Misfits J.Ross p 8 C Y L

86 Misfits Y Garcia rp 1/33 D/C* XY Z+ L T

Team Roster

Name
Tm LG BA SP St C 1B 2B 3B SS OF

Mis Jonathan Lucroy MIL 54 .264 S 63 8-1 3

Mis Wilson Ramos WAS 66 .229 S 63 8+3

Mis Kendrys Morales# KCR 84 .290 S 63
2

Mis Lucas Duda* NYM 72 .244 S 63
4

Mis C.J. Cron LAA 60 .262 S 63
2

Mis Robinson Cano* SEA 84 .287
52

7

Mis Chris Owings ARI 78 .227
24

8
8

Mis Matt Duffy SFG 78 .295 F 41
2 7 5 6

Mis Josh Harrison PIT 60 .287 F 41

8 4
1

Mis Troy Tulowitzki TOR 66 .280
52

9

Mis Alcides Escobar KCR 78 .257 F 41

9

Mis Adam Eaton* CHW 78 .287 F 41

3

Mis Aaron Altherr PHI 24 .241 F 25

2

Mis Stephen Piscotty STL 36 .305
52
3

2

Mis Marlon Byrd SFG 72 .247
52

2

Mis Eddie Rosario* MIN 66 .267 F 41

2

Name
Tm Grade Lst Lip ERA

Mis Gerrit Cole PIT A- 17
2.60 X Z
G

Mis Lance McCullers HOU B 12
3.22 X

G

Mis Noah Syndergaard NYM B- 13
3.24 XY Z+ L

Mis Julio Teheran ATL C 18
4.04 Y
L T

Mis Jason Hammel CHC C 17
3.74 X Z L T

Mis Patrick Corbin* ARI C 9
3.60 Y Z+ H

Mis Jeurys Familia NYM A&C-*
47 1.85 XY

Mis Keone Kela TEX A*
37 2.39 XY
H G

Mis Matt Thornton* WAS A-*
25 2.18
Z+
G

Mis Luke Hochevar KCR B-*
31 3.73 X

T

Mis Luis Avilan* LAD C*
32 4.05 Y
L

Mis Yimi Garcia LAD D 1 33 3.34 XY Z+ L T

Reserves

Mis Adam Wainwright 1

Mis Hyun-jin Ryu* 1

Mis Leonys Martin* TEX

Mis Melky Cabrera# CHW

Mis Tyler Thornburg MIL

Mis Josh Collmenter ARI

Mis Joe Ross WAS